All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
EVELYN WAUGHIf a thing’s worth doing at all, it’s worth doing well.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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There’s only one great evil in the world today. Despair.
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Words have basic inalienable meanings, departure from which is either conscious metaphor or inexcusable vulgarity.
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They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
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We possess nothing certainly except the past.
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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For in that city -New York; there is neurosis in the air which the inhabitants mistake for energy.
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Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
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The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.
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If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
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If you asked me now who I am, the only answer I could give with any certainty would be my name. For the rest: my loves, my hates, down even to my deepest desires, I can no longer say whether these emotions are my own, or stolen from those I once so desperately wished to be.
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Don’t hold your parents up to contempt. After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them.
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When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
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To understand all is to forgive all.
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If a thing’s worth doing at all, it’s worth doing well.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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