I’m one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.
EVELYN WAUGHIf a thing’s worth doing at all, it’s worth doing well.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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The trouble with modern education is you never know how ignorant they are.
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I don’t believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn’t been told about it. It’s like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn’t been told it existed.
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I can’t bare you when you’re not amusing.
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If a thing’s worth doing at all, it’s worth doing well.
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Almost all crime is due to the repressed desire for aesthetic expression.
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Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.
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To understand all is to forgive all.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
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Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic – that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.
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Its a rather pleasant change when all your life you’ve had people looking after you, to have someone to look after yourself. Only of course it has to be someone pretty hopeless to need looking after by me.
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
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I put the words down and push them a bit.
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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An artist must be a reactionary. He has to stand out against the tenor of the age and not go flopping along.
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