Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there’s no room for the present at all.
EVELYN WAUGHO God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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I’m quite deaf now; such a comfort.
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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Not everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.
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Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
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Don’t hold your parents up to contempt. After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them.
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An artist must be a reactionary. He has to stand out against the tenor of the age and not go flopping along.
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I should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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Almost all crime is due to the repressed desire for aesthetic expression.
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Your actions, and your action alone, determines your worth.
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Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
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After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can’t trust a person.
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Enclosing every thin man, there’s a fat man demanding elbow-room.
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Once you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
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The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
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