I should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
EVELYN WAUGHDon’t hold your parents up to contempt. After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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One forgets words as one forgets names. One’s vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.
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I think there’s almost nothing I can’t excuse except perhaps worshiping graven images. That seems to be idiotic.
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Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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News is what a chap who doesn’t care much about anything wants to read.
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I’m one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.
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Charm is the great English blight. It does not exist outside these damp islands. It spots and kills anything it touches. It kills love; it kills art; I greatly fear, my dear Charles, it has killed you.
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Enclosing every thin man, there’s a fat man demanding elbow-room.
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You don’t remove the evil in a person by killing the person.
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Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.
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The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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A work of art is not a matter of thinking beautiful thoughts or experiencing tender emotions , but of intelligence, skill, taste, proportion, knowledge, discipline and industry; especially discipline.
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