If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
EVELYN WAUGHHe was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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It is easy, retrospectively, to endow one’s youth with a false precocity or a false innocence; to tamper with the dates marking one’s stature on the edge of the door.
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They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
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I put the words down and push them a bit.
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Enclosing every thin man, there’s a fat man demanding elbow-room.
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You don’t remove the evil in a person by killing the person.
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Words have basic inalienable meanings, departure from which is either conscious metaphor or inexcusable vulgarity.
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I should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
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The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.
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It is no longer possible to accept the benefits of civilization and at the same time deny the supernatural basis upon which it is based.
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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Mr. Wodehouse’s idyllic world can never stale. He will continue to release future generations from captivity that may be more irksome than our own. He has made a world for us to live in and delight in.
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There’s only one great evil in the world today. Despair.
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Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.
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When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
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An artist must be a reactionary. He has to stand out against the tenor of the age and not go flopping along.
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