You have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not a Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.
EVELYN WAUGHHere I am,’ I thought, ‘back from the jungle, back from the ruins. Here, where wealth is no longer gorgeous and power has no dignity.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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I’m quite deaf now; such a comfort.
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I regard writing not as an investigation of character but as an exercise in the use of language, and with this I am obsessed.
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Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
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I should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
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If a thing’s worth doing at all, it’s worth doing well.
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If you asked me now who I am, the only answer I could give with any certainty would be my name. For the rest: my loves, my hates, down even to my deepest desires, I can no longer say whether these emotions are my own, or stolen from those I once so desperately wished to be.
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Words should be an intense pleasure just as leather should be to a shoemaker.
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News is what a chap who doesn’t care much about anything wants to read.
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I prefer all but the very worst travel books, to all but the very best novels.
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It is easy, retrospectively, to endow one’s youth with a false precocity or a false innocence; to tamper with the dates marking one’s stature on the edge of the door.
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A work of art is not a matter of thinking beautiful thoughts or experiencing tender emotions , but of intelligence, skill, taste, proportion, knowledge, discipline and industry; especially discipline.
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Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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The trouble with modern education is you never know how ignorant they are.
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The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
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