I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
EVELYN WAUGHNews is what a chap who doesn’t care much about anything wants to read.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Its a rather pleasant change when all your life you’ve had people looking after you, to have someone to look after yourself. Only of course it has to be someone pretty hopeless to need looking after by me.
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I read the newspapers with lively interest. It is seldom that they are absolutely, point-blank wrong. That is the popular belief, but those who are in the know can usually discern an embryo of truth, a little grit of fact, like the core of a pearl, round which have been deposited the delicate layers of ornament.
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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One forgets words as one forgets names. One’s vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.
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I prefer all but the very worst travel books, to all but the very best novels.
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Words should be an intense pleasure just as leather should be to a shoemaker.
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If a thing’s worth doing at all, it’s worth doing well.
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I can’t bare you when you’re not amusing.
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News is what a chap who doesn’t care much about anything wants to read.
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O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.
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There is something incomparably thrilling in first opening a brand new book.
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Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there’s no room for the present at all.
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I think it’s one of the kindest things you can do to the very wicked, to give them time to repent.
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He had no strength for any other war than his own solitary struggle to keep alive.
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Once you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
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