I read the newspapers with lively interest. It is seldom that they are absolutely, point-blank wrong. That is the popular belief, but those who are in the know can usually discern an embryo of truth, a little grit of fact, like the core of a pearl, round which have been deposited the delicate layers of ornament.
EVELYN WAUGHNews is what a chap who doesn’t care much about anything wants to read.
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Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
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I should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
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I put the words down and push them a bit.
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My children weary me. I can only see them as defective adults: feckless, destructive, frivolous, sensual, humorless.
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If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
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Its a rather pleasant change when all your life you’ve had people looking after you, to have someone to look after yourself. Only of course it has to be someone pretty hopeless to need looking after by me.
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News is what a chap who doesn’t care much about anything wants to read.
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I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them…
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What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen.
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Almost all crime is due to the repressed desire for aesthetic expression.
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If you asked me now who I am, the only answer I could give with any certainty would be my name. For the rest: my loves, my hates, down even to my deepest desires, I can no longer say whether these emotions are my own, or stolen from those I once so desperately wished to be.
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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You have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not a Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.
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Not everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.
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