Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.
EVELYN WAUGHNews is what a chap who doesn’t care much about anything wants to read.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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I don’t believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn’t been told about it. It’s like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn’t been told it existed.
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After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can’t trust a person.
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To understand all is to forgive all.
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The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
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He had no strength for any other war than his own solitary struggle to keep alive.
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I regard writing not as an investigation of character but as an exercise in the use of language, and with this I am obsessed.
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
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If you asked me now who I am, the only answer I could give with any certainty would be my name. For the rest: my loves, my hates, down even to my deepest desires, I can no longer say whether these emotions are my own, or stolen from those I once so desperately wished to be.
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What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen.
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I put the words down and push them a bit.
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Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
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News is what a chap who doesn’t care much about anything wants to read.
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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