Once you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
EVELYN WAUGHI regard writing not as an investigation of character but as an exercise in the use of language, and with this I am obsessed.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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It is a curious thing. That every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
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Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.
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Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
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Not everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.
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I think it’s one of the kindest things you can do to the very wicked, to give them time to repent.
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When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
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I don’t believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn’t been told about it. It’s like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn’t been told it existed.
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Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
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If a thing’s worth doing at all, it’s worth doing well.
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My children weary me. I can only see them as defective adults: feckless, destructive, frivolous, sensual, humorless.
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News is what a chap who doesn’t care much about anything wants to read.
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Words have basic inalienable meanings, departure from which is either conscious metaphor or inexcusable vulgarity.
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I read the newspapers with lively interest. It is seldom that they are absolutely, point-blank wrong. That is the popular belief, but those who are in the know can usually discern an embryo of truth, a little grit of fact, like the core of a pearl, round which have been deposited the delicate layers of ornament.
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Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.
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After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can’t trust a person.
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