If a thing’s worth doing at all, it’s worth doing well.
EVELYN WAUGHPerhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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I don’t believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn’t been told about it. It’s like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn’t been told it existed.
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An artist must be a reactionary. He has to stand out against the tenor of the age and not go flopping along.
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Where can we hide in fair weather, we orphans of the storm?
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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You have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not a Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.
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Almost all crime is due to the repressed desire for aesthetic expression.
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I can’t bare you when you’re not amusing.
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Aesthetic value is often the by-product of the artist striving to do something else.
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O God, make me good, but not yet.
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They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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Charm is the great English blight. It does not exist outside these damp islands. It spots and kills anything it touches. It kills love; it kills art; I greatly fear, my dear Charles, it has killed you.
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O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.
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