We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them…
EVELYN WAUGHWords should be an intense pleasure just as leather should be to a shoemaker.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there’s no room for the present at all.
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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I’m one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.
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Instead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic.
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic – that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.
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The trouble with modern education is you never know how ignorant they are.
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Don’t hold your parents up to contempt. After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them.
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Almost all crime is due to the repressed desire for aesthetic expression.
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It is no longer possible to accept the benefits of civilization and at the same time deny the supernatural basis upon which it is based.
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What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen.
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The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.
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Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
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I read the newspapers with lively interest. It is seldom that they are absolutely, point-blank wrong. That is the popular belief, but those who are in the know can usually discern an embryo of truth, a little grit of fact, like the core of a pearl, round which have been deposited the delicate layers of ornament.
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If a thing’s worth doing at all, it’s worth doing well.
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