The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
EVELYN WAUGHThey are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can’t trust a person.
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I’m quite deaf now; such a comfort.
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Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
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There’s only one great evil in the world today. Despair.
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I should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
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One forgets words as one forgets names. One’s vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.
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The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
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Her heart was broken perhaps, but it was a small inexpensive organ of local manufacture. In a wider and grander way she felt things had been simplified.
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What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen.
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I don’t believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn’t been told about it. It’s like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn’t been told it existed.
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O God, make me good, but not yet.
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I can’t bare you when you’re not amusing.
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A work of art is not a matter of thinking beautiful thoughts or experiencing tender emotions , but of intelligence, skill, taste, proportion, knowledge, discipline and industry; especially discipline.
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Aesthetic value is often the by-product of the artist striving to do something else.
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You have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not a Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.
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