There’s only one great evil in the world today. Despair.
EVELYN WAUGHEnclosing every thin man, there’s a fat man demanding elbow-room.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
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If you asked me now who I am, the only answer I could give with any certainty would be my name. For the rest: my loves, my hates, down even to my deepest desires, I can no longer say whether these emotions are my own, or stolen from those I once so desperately wished to be.
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The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
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I read the newspapers with lively interest. It is seldom that they are absolutely, point-blank wrong. That is the popular belief, but those who are in the know can usually discern an embryo of truth, a little grit of fact, like the core of a pearl, round which have been deposited the delicate layers of ornament.
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Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
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An artist must be a reactionary. He has to stand out against the tenor of the age and not go flopping along.
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You have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not a Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.
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My children weary me. I can only see them as defective adults: feckless, destructive, frivolous, sensual, humorless.
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I’m one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.
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If a thing’s worth doing at all, it’s worth doing well.
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Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there’s no room for the present at all.
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Instead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic.
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them…
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Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.
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To understand all is to forgive all.
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