When there’s time for whistling, there’s a lot of time on a show.
ELLEN DEGENERESThis is my real secret to being a joyful person: I make my life easy. I spend more time being grateful for what I have instead of focusing on what isn’t working. I no longer believe that people have to do things my way and that I have to be perfect.
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I put a basketball in front of George Clooney’s door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.
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Emote. It’s okay. It shows you are thinking and feeling.
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I had a really tough time for a few years. My show was gone. My phone wasn’t ringing. There wasn’t one job offer. And at that point, I thought I knew for sure that I wouldn’t work in Hollywood again.
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You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.
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Most people don’t get to laugh, be free, dance, be surrounded by this energy. It’s important to remind people to take that home. I want the world to start shifting [to] a more positive energy.
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If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don’t memorize numbers anymore.
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What goes up must come down, which is why I don’t wear tube tops.
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There are people who study germs. I believe they are called Germans
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The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity, and a lot of judgment. I just think people need to start shifting into joy and happiness. As corny as it sounds, we need to make a shift.
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Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside – to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.
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Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those 4 years, I don’t think we hurt anyone else’s marriage. I asked all of my neighbors and they say they’re fine
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I get to do stand-up every single day. I love that live energy exchange between the audience and myself, and to get to say the things I want to say and comment on.
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We put the wrong emphasis on what beauty is and what health is. Health is being vibrant and having energy and being happy.
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I just want to find somebody special, somebody that I click with.
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The most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and to not give in to peer pressure to try to be something that you’re not.
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