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I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?

Ellen DeGeneres

I care passionately about equal rights [and] animal rights.
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Animal Care Rights
It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut it down and when you turn it on, it’s okay again. That’s what meditation is to me.
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Crazy Inspiration Meditation Practice
Procrastination isn’t the problem. It’s the solution. It’s the universe’s way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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Moving Procrastination Way
Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
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Funny Life Procrastination
If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.
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Saying Thank Weird
We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, ‘I have a problem with procrastination, too.’ I said ‘Really?… Get my sandwich.’
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Lunch Procrastination Talking
So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
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Hug Killers Serial Killer
I just want to find somebody special, somebody that I click with.
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Clicks Somebody Special Want
I know that every time I list something that I am, I am potentially alienating a whole group of people. Publicists and managers will encourage you not to say what political party you belong to, what you eat, what you don’t eat, who you sleep with and all that stuff.
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Party People Sleep
The way I see it… If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you’re doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.
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Brain Funny Hands Humor
I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.
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Asparagus Funny Humor
My dream guests are really not so much celebrities. They’re people who are actually interesting and they’re doing something interesting with their lives or had an interesting experience in some way. I really enjoy talking to regular, everyday people.
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Dream Interesting Talking
True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass.
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Eye Hair Inspiring Related Women
Beauty isn’t between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical.
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Eight Numbers Physical Zero
This is my real secret to being a joyful person: I make my life easy. I spend more time being grateful for what I have instead of focusing on what isn’t working. I no longer believe that people have to do things my way and that I have to be perfect.
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Believe Grateful Real
I’ve learned 2 things about tv. It’s always easier with vodka & SOME OF THE BEST SINGERS ARE FROM THE PHILIPPINES
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Humor Philippines Singers Television

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