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  • Ellen DeGeneres Quote - I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?
  • Ellen DeGeneres Quote - I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?
  • Ellen DeGeneres Quote - I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?
  • Ellen DeGeneres Quote - I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?
  • Ellen DeGeneres Quote - I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?
  • Ellen DeGeneres Quote - I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?
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I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?

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