No one is perfect, except for Penélope Cruz.
ELLEN DEGENERESBeauty is not between a size 0 and a size 8. It’s not a number at all.
More Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
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People give me such a hard time because I don’t wear dresses. What’s that got to do with anything?
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I was coming home from kindergarten – well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It’s good for a kid to know how to make gloves.
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I believe one day a ‘ban on gay marriage’ will sound totally ridiculous. In the meantime, I will continue to speak out for equality for all of us.
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The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren’t any space aliens. We can’t be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we’re not all there is. If so, we’re in big trouble.
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I like being busy and juggling a lot of things at the same time. I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot.
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I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?
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There’s nothing I know for sure, because I know for sure that things change.
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You’re never too old to play. You’re only too old for low-rise jeans.
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Procrastination isn’t the problem. It’s the solution. It’s the universe’s way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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I prefer to believe that people are good and honest and respect me enough to tell me the truth. It’s not easy to find those people all the time, but they’re out there.
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I don’t want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: “That’s a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going.
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I don’t need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I’m going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
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All the commercials on TV today are for antidepressants, for Prozac or Paxil. And they get you right away. “Are you sad? Do you get stressed, do you have anxiety?” “Yes, I have all those things! I’m alive!”
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I think gender plays a part in most things, but I don’t know how it would be different because I’ve never been a man. And my fame is different from Nicole Kidman’s or Sharon Stone’s. I think everybody’s fame is different.
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I don’t consider myself an interviewer as much as an entertainer.
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