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Be kind to one another. Bye, bye.

Ellen DeGeneres

We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, ‘I have a problem with procrastination, too.’ I said ‘Really?… Get my sandwich.’
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Lunch Procrastination Talking
Have you seen the deer heads on the walls of bars, the ones wearing party hats, sunglasses and streamers? I feel sorry for them because obviously they were at a party having a good time.
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Party Sorry Wall
I was coming home from kindergarten – well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It’s good for a kid to know how to make gloves.
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Funny Home Humor
I’m on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I’m gonna rip it off.
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Funny Humor Rip
Dan: ‘Ah, well, I hope this didn’t have anything to do with me.’ Ellen: ‘No, not unless you played Cat Woman in Batman.
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Batman Cat Well Woman
I’m glad I’m funny. I’m glad I make people happy, because that’s very important. But I’m proud to be known as a kind person.
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Compassion Kindness People
For some reason, we can’t just enjoy somebody else’s success. Somehow, that’s going to affect us. If they have more, then I have less – and I don’t know why.
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Enjoy Knowsm Sometimes Reason
I believe one day a ‘ban on gay marriage’ will sound totally ridiculous. In the meantime, I will continue to speak out for equality for all of us.
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Believe Gay Out Speaks
When there’s time for whistling, there’s a lot of time on a show.
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Funny Humor Whistling
Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most
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Devasting Happens Most Teach
I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?
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Coffee Design Tables
The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity, and a lot of judgment. I just think people need to start shifting into joy and happiness. As corny as it sounds, we need to make a shift.
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Fear Inspirational Thinking
I don’t think I remember my first memory.
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Firsts Memories Thinking
What’s New Orleans without music? And what’s music without dancing?
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Dancing Music New Orleans Without
You just have to keep driving down the road. It’s going to bend and curve and you’ll speed up and slow down, but the road keeps going.
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Curves Down Driving Road Speed
Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside – to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.
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Attitude Beautiful Beauty Inner

Be kind to one another. Bye, bye.

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