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The most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and to not give in to peer pressure to try to be something that you’re not.

Ellen DeGeneres

I’ve learned 2 things about tv. It’s always easier with vodka & SOME OF THE BEST SINGERS ARE FROM THE PHILIPPINES
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Humor Philippines Singers Television
I never see the glass half empty because I drink out the bottle
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Bottles Glasses Half
Beauty is not between a size 0 and a size 8. It’s not a number at all.
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Beauty Between Numbers Size
Have you seen the deer heads on the walls of bars, the ones wearing party hats, sunglasses and streamers? I feel sorry for them because obviously they were at a party having a good time.
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Party Sorry Wall
People give me such a hard time because I don’t wear dresses. What’s that got to do with anything?
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Giving Hard People Times
I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God. They don’t harbour resentment.
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Animal Home Pet Resentment
It would be horrible to live with someone who didn’t like the same things you like.
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Horrible Like Things
You know, it’s hard work to write a book. I can’t tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.
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Book Hard Women Work
I don’t want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: “That’s a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going.
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Baby Cute Funny
I just like observing people – it’s something I’ve done ever since I was a kid, and I got really good at it. That’s a big part of why I became a comedian. My audience is filled with every kind of person you can imagine, and I love that.
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Comedians Kids People
I was coming home from kindergarten – well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It’s good for a kid to know how to make gloves.
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Funny Home Humor
My name is Ellen and I’m a vegetarian. Just to add another label to me: I am a lesbian, aquarian and vegetarian. I’ve said it.
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Add Labels Names
…we should be grateful for them because without our family-the ancestors we descend from, the cousins we see once a year, the loves our lives we see every day-life is pretty boring.
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Cousin Grateful Years
No one is perfect, except for Penélope Cruz.
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Cruz Pens Perfect
If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don’t memorize numbers anymore.
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Book Numbers Phones
It’s hard when paparazzi are photographing every single thing you do. I’m sure a lot of people made mistakes – they just were not documented the way they are now.
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Mistakes People Photographing Way

The most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and to not give in to peer pressure to try to be something that you’re not.

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