I didn’t go to college at all, any college, and I’m not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I’m a huge celebrity.
ELLEN DEGENERESBe open to learning new lessons, even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday.
More Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
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Procrastination isn’t the problem. It’s the solution. It’s the universe’s way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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I used to beat myself up about weight and working out, and no matter what I did I never felt good about myself. I decided to accept myself and know that I am good.
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You’re never too old to play. You’re only too old for low-rise jeans.
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I was raised in an atmosphere of ‘everything’s fine.’ But as I got older, I was like, ‘Well no, everything’s not fine. There is stuff that’s sad.’ I am a really sensitive person. I think I am too sensitive sometimes.
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I’m sure there’s somebody out there who doesn’t like Betty White because she’s short and has white hair.
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I like to try new things because I get bored so easily.
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There’s always time to do things that you’re passionate about. … If my name helps get something out there that I believe in then I am going to produce it. … Design is really my true love.
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I’m a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian.
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I get those fleeting, beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness – and then the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day, I’m a human trying to make it through in this world.
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If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don’t memorize numbers anymore.
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Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
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Beauty is not between a size 0 and a size 8. It’s not a number at all.
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So many people prefer to live in drama because it’s comfortable. It’s like someone staying in a bad marriage or relationship – it’s actually easier to stay because they know what to expect every day, versus leaving and not knowing what to expect.
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I’m glad I’m funny. I’m glad I make people happy, because that’s very important. But I’m proud to be known as a kind person.
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I get my dance moves from just moving around and listening to music and not really worrying about if it’s perfect or not.
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