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I just like observing people – it’s something I’ve done ever since I was a kid, and I got really good at it. That’s a big part of why I became a comedian. My audience is filled with every kind of person you can imagine, and I love that.

Ellen DeGeneres

I like sitting at outdoor restaurants; it would be nice to go someplace on the street and not worry about somebody taking my picture while I’m about to take a bite of something.
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Nice Pictures Somebody Worry
Emote. It’s okay. It shows you are thinking and feeling.
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Feelings Okay Thinking
I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child.
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Aunt Children Discipline
One rough patch is not the big picture.
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Patch Picture Rough
I like to try new things because I get bored so easily.
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Bored New Things Trying
We’re just trying to find happiness in the bodies and minds we were given, like everyone else.
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Finding Happiness Mind Trying
I get to do stand-up every single day. I love that live energy exchange between the audience and myself, and to get to say the things I want to say and comment on.
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Comment Energy Want
I hate having to do small talk. I’d rather talk about deep subjects. I’d rather talk about meditation, or the world, or the trees or animals, than small, inane, you know, banter.
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Animal Hate Meditation
Please raise your children with love and non-judgement. Tell them everyone has the right to love who they want to love. It shouldn’t threaten you or who you are.
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Children Judgement Want
Do we have to know who’s gay and who’s straight? Can’t we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?
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Gay Hilarious Judging
The most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and to not give in to peer pressure to try to be something that you’re not.
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Giving Graduation Integrity
True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass.
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Eye Hair Inspiring Related Women
Be kind to one another. Bye, bye.
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Another Bye Kind People
I just like observing people – it’s something I’ve done ever since I was a kid, and I got really good at it. That’s a big part of why I became a comedian. My audience is filled with every kind of person you can imagine, and I love that.
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Comedians Kids People
I do like men and I had, you know, a guy in high school that I wanted to marry desperately. He’s the mayor of some small town in Texas. I could be the mayor’s wife right now.
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Men School Texas
I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that.
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Cute Funny Hilarious

I just like observing people – it’s something I’ve done ever since I was a kid, and I got really good at it. That’s a big part of why I became a comedian. My audience is filled with every kind of person you can imagine, and I love that.

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I just like observing people – it’s something I’ve done ever since I was a kid, and I got really good at it. That’s a big part of why I became a comedian. My audience is filled with every kind of person you can imagine, and I love that.

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