If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don’t memorize numbers anymore.
ELLEN DEGENERESDo things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
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I admire people who know they can’t sing. There are so many people out there who can’t sing, but they think they can, so they sing a lot.
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There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don’t even understand how anyone would want that job at all. Although I would be able to play golf which I don’t seem to have time now.
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I would love for the world to be happier.
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I’ve learned 2 things about tv. It’s always easier with vodka & SOME OF THE BEST SINGERS ARE FROM THE PHILIPPINES
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When I decided to have my character on the show come out, I knew I was going to have to come out, too. I never wanted to be the lesbian actress. I never wanted to be the spokesperson for the gay community. Ever. I did it for my own truth.
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We all feel like idiots at one time or another. Even if we feel we’re cool 98 percent of the time, that 2-percent doofus is poised to take over our bodies without any warning.
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If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.
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Being a teenager and figuring out who you are is hard enough without someone attacking you.
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One rough patch is not the big picture.
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You know, it’s hard work to write a book. I can’t tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.
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You’re never too old to play. You’re only too old for low-rise jeans.
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Sometimes you can’t see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
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I’m glad I’m funny. I’m glad I make people happy, because that’s very important. But I’m proud to be known as a kind person.
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Most people don’t get to laugh, be free, dance, be surrounded by this energy. It’s important to remind people to take that home. I want the world to start shifting [to] a more positive energy.
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Beauty is not between a size 0 and a size 8. It’s not a number at all.
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