Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
ELLEN DEGENERESIn the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
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If you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do. Move.
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There is something about TM. It is the only time I have that stillness… It gives me this peaceful feeling-I just love it so much.
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No one is perfect, except for Penélope Cruz.
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I became vegan because I saw footage of what really goes on in the slaughterhouses and on the dairy farms.
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Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside – to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.
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All the commercials on TV today are for antidepressants, for Prozac or Paxil. And they get you right away. “Are you sad? Do you get stressed, do you have anxiety?” “Yes, I have all those things! I’m alive!”
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Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most
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I’m so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!
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Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.
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I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God. They don’t harbour resentment.
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If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don’t memorize numbers anymore.
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Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
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I know that experts say you’re more likely to get hurt crossing the street than you are flying, but that doesn’t make me any less frightened of flying. If anything, it makes me more afraid of crossing the street.
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I get to do stand-up every single day. I love that live energy exchange between the audience and myself, and to get to say the things I want to say and comment on.
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There’s nothing I know for sure, because I know for sure that things change.
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