If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don’t memorize numbers anymore.
ELLEN DEGENERESI don’t really ever live my life in fear. I really live my life in gratitude and feeling positive for the most part.
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When people show me clothing that seems very, very feminine, it’s hard for me to embrace that, because it just doesn’t feel like me.
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I don’t pay attention to the number of birthdays. It’s weird when I say I’m 53. It just is crazy that I’m 53. I think I’m very immature. I feel like a kid. That’s why my back goes out all the time, because I completely forget I can’t do certain things anymore – like doing the plank for 10 minutes.
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Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
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I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God. They don’t harbour resentment.
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I’m glad I’m funny. I’m glad I make people happy, because that’s very important. But I’m proud to be known as a kind person.
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I had everything I’d hoped for, but I wasn’t being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn’t like me for being… me.
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You have to have funny faces and words, you can’t just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that’s why it’s hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.
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Beauty isn’t between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical.
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I prefer to believe that people are good and honest and respect me enough to tell me the truth. It’s not easy to find those people all the time, but they’re out there.
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So many people prefer to live in drama because it’s comfortable. It’s like someone staying in a bad marriage or relationship – it’s actually easier to stay because they know what to expect every day, versus leaving and not knowing what to expect.
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I put a basketball in front of George Clooney’s door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.
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I have an amazing team, I have amazing producers, I have amazing writers, but at the end of it, it’s me making the decisions on the writing, the tone, the editing.
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We put the wrong emphasis on what beauty is and what health is. Health is being vibrant and having energy and being happy.
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Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
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I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?
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