My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you’re kidding?… Noooo… as funny as that is, I’m not
ELLEN DEGENERESWhen there’s time for whistling, there’s a lot of time on a show.
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My name is Ellen and I’m a vegetarian. Just to add another label to me: I am a lesbian, aquarian and vegetarian. I’ve said it.
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You’re never too old to play. You’re only too old for low-rise jeans.
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I’m glad I’m funny. I’m glad I make people happy, because that’s very important. But I’m proud to be known as a kind person.
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We put the wrong emphasis on what beauty is and what health is. Health is being vibrant and having energy and being happy.
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Most people don’t get to laugh, be free, dance, be surrounded by this energy. It’s important to remind people to take that home. I want the world to start shifting [to] a more positive energy.
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…we should be grateful for them because without our family-the ancestors we descend from, the cousins we see once a year, the loves our lives we see every day-life is pretty boring.
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You have to have funny faces and words, you can’t just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that’s why it’s hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.
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I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?
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Do we have to know who’s gay and who’s straight? Can’t we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?
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If you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do. Move.
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I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous.
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It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.
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I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot. I’ve started a record label, so I get to nurture new talent and talk about music, which is a passion of mine. I’ve written another book. And I get to come to work and do the TV show, which is always really fun.
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We can sit and worry about what’s going to happen to us two weeks from now. I’d rather focus on the amazing things happening right in front of us.
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I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that’s ever happened to me has taught me compassion.
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