I have a great career, and I have wonderful fans who really are supportive and loyal – because I’m not hiding anything from them.
ELLEN DEGENERESYou’re never too old to play. You’re only too old for low-rise jeans.
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Beauty is not between a size 0 and a size 8. It’s not a number at all.
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There are people who study germs. I believe they are called Germans
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I’m glad I’m funny. I’m glad I make people happy, because that’s very important. But I’m proud to be known as a kind person.
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I’m on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I’m gonna rip it off.
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I don’t want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: “That’s a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going.
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In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
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I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that’s ever happened to me has taught me compassion.
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For some reason, we can’t just enjoy somebody else’s success. Somehow, that’s going to affect us. If they have more, then I have less – and I don’t know why.
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I became vegan because I saw footage of what really goes on in the slaughterhouses and on the dairy farms.
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I admire people who know they can’t sing. There are so many people out there who can’t sing, but they think they can, so they sing a lot.
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What goes up must come down, which is why I don’t wear tube tops.
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We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, ‘I have a problem with procrastination, too.’ I said ‘Really?… Get my sandwich.’
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I like being busy and juggling a lot of things at the same time. I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot.
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I don’t need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I’m going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
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I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.
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