I like to try new things because I get bored so easily.
ELLEN DEGENERESYou’re never too old to play. You’re only too old for low-rise jeans.
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If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.
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It’s funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
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So many people prefer to live in drama because it’s comfortable. It’s like someone staying in a bad marriage or relationship – it’s actually easier to stay because they know what to expect every day, versus leaving and not knowing what to expect.
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I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that.
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I’ve learned 2 things about tv. It’s always easier with vodka & SOME OF THE BEST SINGERS ARE FROM THE PHILIPPINES
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I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child.
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Be open to learning new lessons, even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday.
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There’s always time to do things that you’re passionate about. … If my name helps get something out there that I believe in then I am going to produce it. … Design is really my true love.
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I don’t consider myself an interviewer as much as an entertainer.
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The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren’t any space aliens. We can’t be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we’re not all there is. If so, we’re in big trouble.
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There’s nothing I know for sure, because I know for sure that things change.
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There are people who study germs. I believe they are called Germans
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I care passionately about equal rights [and] animal rights.
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We’re told to go on living our lives as usual, because to do otherwise is to let the terrorists win, and really, what would upset the Taliban more than a gay woman wearing a suit in front of a room full of Jews?
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Have you seen the deer heads on the walls of bars, the ones wearing party hats, sunglasses and streamers? I feel sorry for them because obviously they were at a party having a good time.
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