No one is perfect, except for Penélope Cruz.
ELLEN DEGENERESYou’re never too old to play. You’re only too old for low-rise jeans.
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If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.
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You’re never too old to play. You’re only too old for low-rise jeans.
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I don’t pay attention to the number of birthdays. It’s weird when I say I’m 53. It just is crazy that I’m 53. I think I’m very immature. I feel like a kid. That’s why my back goes out all the time, because I completely forget I can’t do certain things anymore – like doing the plank for 10 minutes.
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I don’t want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: “That’s a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going.
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It’s funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
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I put a basketball in front of George Clooney’s door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.
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I’m sure there’s somebody out there who doesn’t like Betty White because she’s short and has white hair.
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I’m a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian.
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My hair is always at its best in New York. I don’t know what’s in the water. It could be mousse.
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Please raise your children with love and non-judgement. Tell them everyone has the right to love who they want to love. It shouldn’t threaten you or who you are.
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All the commercials on TV today are for antidepressants, for Prozac or Paxil. And they get you right away. “Are you sad? Do you get stressed, do you have anxiety?” “Yes, I have all those things! I’m alive!”
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Usually, I wear tennis shoes because my feet are flat, and it hurts to wear anything other than shoes that are cushiony.
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So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
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Here are the values that I stand for: honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you want to be treated and helping those in need. To me, those are traditional values.
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Yeah I’m thirty-six, but on the show I’m thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
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