So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius.
ELLEN DEGENERESWhy is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.
More Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut it down and when you turn it on, it’s okay again. That’s what meditation is to me.
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I like sitting at outdoor restaurants; it would be nice to go someplace on the street and not worry about somebody taking my picture while I’m about to take a bite of something.
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If you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do. Move.
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to be true to yourself.
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Yeah I’m thirty-six, but on the show I’m thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
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I just want to find somebody special, somebody that I click with.
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I’m sure there’s somebody out there who doesn’t like Betty White because she’s short and has white hair.
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True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass.
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The most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and to not give in to peer pressure to try to be something that you’re not.
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So, I bought a new CD and I was trying to get it open but couldn’t with all the layers… I mean plastic and then tape, and the tape is like government tape. It says ‘open here.’ Is that sarcasm?
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I used to beat myself up about weight and working out, and no matter what I did I never felt good about myself. I decided to accept myself and know that I am good.
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The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself.
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I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?
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You know, it’s hard work to write a book. I can’t tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.
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I don’t want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: “That’s a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going.
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