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When people show me clothing that seems very, very feminine, it’s hard for me to embrace that, because it just doesn’t feel like me.

Ellen DeGeneres

You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, ‘Would you please stop that! That breathing in and out, it’s so repetitious.’
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Breathing Funny Relationship Nerves
We’re just trying to find happiness in the bodies and minds we were given, like everyone else.
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Finding Happiness Mind Trying
We put the wrong emphasis on what beauty is and what health is. Health is being vibrant and having energy and being happy.
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Emphasis Energy Happy Vibrant
I know that experts say you’re more likely to get hurt crossing the street than you are flying, but that doesn’t make me any less frightened of flying. If anything, it makes me more afraid of crossing the street.
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Experts Flying Frightened Hurt Less
Have you seen the deer heads on the walls of bars, the ones wearing party hats, sunglasses and streamers? I feel sorry for them because obviously they were at a party having a good time.
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Party Sorry Wall
I know that every time I list something that I am, I am potentially alienating a whole group of people. Publicists and managers will encourage you not to say what political party you belong to, what you eat, what you don’t eat, who you sleep with and all that stuff.
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Party People Sleep
Do we have to know who’s gay and who’s straight? Can’t we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?
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Gay Hilarious Judging
Be open to learning new lessons, even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday.
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Inspirational Lessons Yesterday
I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.
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Day Enjoy Growing Mistake
The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren’t any space aliens. We can’t be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we’re not all there is. If so, we’re in big trouble.
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Funny Humor Ideas
One rough patch is not the big picture.
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Patch Picture Rough
I have a great career, and I have wonderful fans who really are supportive and loyal – because I’m not hiding anything from them.
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Careers Fans Supportive
I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that’s ever happened to me has taught me compassion.
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Compassion Inspiring Strong Women
I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.
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Asparagus Funny Humor
When there’s time for whistling, there’s a lot of time on a show.
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Funny Humor Whistling
I used to beat myself up about weight and working out, and no matter what I did I never felt good about myself. I decided to accept myself and know that I am good.
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Matter Out Weight Work

When people show me clothing that seems very, very feminine, it’s hard for me to embrace that, because it just doesn’t feel like me.

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