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…we should be grateful for them because without our family-the ancestors we descend from, the cousins we see once a year, the loves our lives we see every day-life is pretty boring.

Ellen DeGeneres

There are people who study germs. I believe they are called Germans
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Believe Germs People
Here are the values that I stand for: honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you want to be treated and helping those in need. To me, those are traditional values.
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Honesty Inspiring Kindness
My dream guests are really not so much celebrities. They’re people who are actually interesting and they’re doing something interesting with their lives or had an interesting experience in some way. I really enjoy talking to regular, everyday people.
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Dream Interesting Talking
Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.
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Decision Lines People
I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God. They don’t harbour resentment.
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Animal Home Pet Resentment
I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child.
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Aunt Children Discipline
Do we have to know who’s gay and who’s straight? Can’t we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?
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Gay Hilarious Judging
I know that experts say you’re more likely to get hurt crossing the street than you are flying, but that doesn’t make me any less frightened of flying. If anything, it makes me more afraid of crossing the street.
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Experts Flying Frightened Hurt Less
The most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and to not give in to peer pressure to try to be something that you’re not.
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Giving Graduation Integrity
I don’t need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I’m going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
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Baby Funny Humor
I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out of their situations a little bit and make them happier. That’s really why I do what I do.
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Better Feel Littles People
What’s New Orleans without music? And what’s music without dancing?
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Dancing Music New Orleans Without
Being a teenager and figuring out who you are is hard enough without someone attacking you.
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Being Comedian Teenage Yourself
We can sit and worry about what’s going to happen to us two weeks from now. I’d rather focus on the amazing things happening right in front of us.
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Country Focus People Two Worry
I get those fleeting, beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness – and then the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day, I’m a human trying to make it through in this world.
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Beautiful Inner Peace Trying
When there’s time for whistling, there’s a lot of time on a show.
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Funny Humor Whistling

…we should be grateful for them because without our family-the ancestors we descend from, the cousins we see once a year, the loves our lives we see every day-life is pretty boring.

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…we should be grateful for them because without our family-the ancestors we descend from, the cousins we see once a year, the loves our lives we see every day-life is pretty boring.

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