So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius.
ELLEN DEGENERESWe all feel like idiots at one time or another. Even if we feel we’re cool 98 percent of the time, that 2-percent doofus is poised to take over our bodies without any warning.
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I don’t really ever live my life in fear. I really live my life in gratitude and feeling positive for the most part.
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I get those fleeting, beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness – and then the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day, I’m a human trying to make it through in this world.
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Be open to learning new lessons, even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday.
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A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.
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There are people who study germs. I believe they are called Germans
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Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in those 4 years, I don’t think we hurt anyone else’s marriage. I asked all of my neighbors and they say they’re fine
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Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
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It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.
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Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.
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I’m on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I’m gonna rip it off.
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I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that’s ever happened to me has taught me compassion.
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I’m sure there’s somebody out there who doesn’t like Betty White because she’s short and has white hair.
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Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most
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What goes up must come down, which is why I don’t wear tube tops.
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I care passionately about equal rights [and] animal rights.
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