Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside – to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.
ELLEN DEGENERESHave you seen the deer heads on the walls of bars, the ones wearing party hats, sunglasses and streamers? I feel sorry for them because obviously they were at a party having a good time.
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Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
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It’s funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
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Usually, I wear tennis shoes because my feet are flat, and it hurts to wear anything other than shoes that are cushiony.
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I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that.
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I’m glad I’m funny. I’m glad I make people happy, because that’s very important. But I’m proud to be known as a kind person.
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Above all, I strive to be the best I can – to be better than I was yesterday and better tomorrow.
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People give me such a hard time because I don’t wear dresses. What’s that got to do with anything?
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I prefer to believe that people are good and honest and respect me enough to tell me the truth. It’s not easy to find those people all the time, but they’re out there.
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I put a basketball in front of George Clooney’s door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.
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It would be horrible to live with someone who didn’t like the same things you like.
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Sometimes you can’t see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, ‘Would you please stop that! That breathing in and out, it’s so repetitious.’
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If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.
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Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most
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Dan: ‘Ah, well, I hope this didn’t have anything to do with me.’ Ellen: ‘No, not unless you played Cat Woman in Batman.
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