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I’m a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian.

Ellen DeGeneres

So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
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Hug Killers Serial Killer
When people show me clothing that seems very, very feminine, it’s hard for me to embrace that, because it just doesn’t feel like me.
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Embrace Feel Feminine People
I would love for the world to be happier.
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Happier Love World
I’m sure there’s somebody out there who doesn’t like Betty White because she’s short and has white hair.
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Hair Somebody White
Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.
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Decision Lines People
I am saddened by how people treat one another and how we are so shut off from one another and how we judge one another, when the truth is, we are all one connected thing. We are all from the same exact molecules.
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Judgement Judging People
I hate having to do small talk. I’d rather talk about deep subjects. I’d rather talk about meditation, or the world, or the trees or animals, than small, inane, you know, banter.
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Animal Hate Meditation
I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child.
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Aunt Children Discipline
Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
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Funny Life Procrastination
I don’t want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: “That’s a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going.
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Baby Cute Funny
I never see the glass half empty because I drink out the bottle
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Bottles Glasses Half
I don’t think I remember my first memory.
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Firsts Memories Thinking
We’re just trying to find happiness in the bodies and minds we were given, like everyone else.
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Finding Happiness Mind Trying
I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous.
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People Special Wanted
Beauty is not between a size 0 and a size 8. It’s not a number at all.
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Beauty Between Numbers Size
It’s funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
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Cucumbers Juice Source Water

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