“When I’m not with the one I love, I love the one I’m with.”

You can’t cry on a diamond’s shoulder, and diamonds won’t keep you warm at night, but they’re sure fun when the sun shines.

The most sensible thing to do to people you hate is to drink their brandy.

I wear perfume even when I’m alone.

Put on some lipstick and pull yourself together.

A belly laugh increases the ability of your immune system to fight infections.

I think I’m finally growing up – and about time.

Give. Remember always to give. That is the one thing that will make you grow.

I haven’t read any of the autobiographies about me.

I have a woman’s body and a child’s emotions.

I’ve only slept with men I’ve been married to. How many women can make that claim?

I used to think that drinking would help my shyness, but all it did was exaggerate all the negative qualities.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times.

I love to be casual and comfortable, but I also love the easy glamour of wearing jewelry all the time.

No matter what happens, I’m loud, noisy, earthy and ready for much more living.

I do enjoy life, I really do. Especially if I wake up the next day.

Michael Jackson is part of my heart. We would do anything for each other.

I’m afraid that sometimes you’ll play lonely games too. Games you can’t win ’cause you’ll play against you.

Perfect is the enemy of good.

Tease others the way you want to be teased!

Sometimes the world is so beautiful it knocks you out. ⁣⁣

I have died too many deaths that were not mine.

No problem is so deep that it cannot be overcome, given the will of all parties, through discussion and negotiation rather than force and violence.

Someone’s sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.

Why do we remember the past, but not the future?