The only time I’ll get good reviews is if I kill myself.
EDWARD ALBEEFirst, I’ll kill the dog with kindness, and if that doesn’t work, I’ll just kill him.
More Edward Albee Quotes
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Every monster was a man first.
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Art should never try to be popular.
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Your source material is the people you know, not those you don’t know, but every character is an extension of the author’s own personality.
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When people don’t like the way a play ends, they’re likely to blame the play.
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I have learned that neither kindness or cruelty by themselves, or independent of each other, create any effect beyond themselves.
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The characters’ lives have gone on before the moment you chose to have the action of the play begin. And their lives are going to go on after you have lowered the final curtain on the play, unless you’ve killed them off.
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School curriculum that ignore the arts produce highly educated Barbarians.
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Sometimes it’s necessary to go a long distance out of the way in order to come back a short distance correctly.
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As a playwright, I imagine that in one fashion or another I’ve been influenced by every single play I’ve ever experienced.
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Influence is a matter of selection – both acceptance and rejection.
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There are only two things to write about: life and death.
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I don’t feel that catharsis in a play necessarily takes place during the course of a play. Often it should take place afterward.
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The most profound indication of social malignancy no sense of humor. None of the monoliths could take a joke.
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What I mean by an educated taste is someone who has the same tastes that I have.
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When you get old, you can’t talk to people because people snap at you…. That’s why you become deaf, so you won’t be able to hear people talking to you that way.
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