The only time I’ll get good reviews is if I kill myself.
EDWARD ALBEEA lot interests me – but nothing surprises me particularly.
More Edward Albee Quotes
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American critics are like American universities. They both have dull and half-dead faculties.
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Martha: Truth or illusion, George; you don’t know the difference. George: No, but we must carry on as though we did. Martha: Amen.
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First, I’ll kill the dog with kindness, and if that doesn’t work, I’ll just kill him.
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Sometimes it’s necessary to go a long distance out of the way in order to come back a short distance correctly.
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There are always going to be more actors than anybody can ever use.
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Progress is a set of assumptions.
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Audiences and, to a large extent, critics who want less from theater than it is possible for it to give. If everybody’s encouraged to want less, you’ll end up with less.
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Dashed hopes and good intentions. Good, better, best, bested.
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If you’re willing to fail interestingly, you tend to succeed interestingly.
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Art has an obligation to offend.
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I don’t like symbolism that hits you over the head. A symbol should not be a cymbal.
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A lot interests me – but nothing surprises me particularly.
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Do you know what a playwright is? A playwright is someone who lets his guts hang out on the stage.
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All serious art is being destroyed by commerce. Most people don’t want art to be disturbing. They want it to be escapist. I don’t think art should be escapist. That’s a waste of time.
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Death is release, if you’ve lived all right.
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