First, I’ll kill the dog with kindness, and if that doesn’t work, I’ll just kill him.
EDWARD ALBEEFirst, I’ll kill the dog with kindness, and if that doesn’t work, I’ll just kill him.
EDWARD ALBEEYou’re alive only once, as far as we know, and what could be worse than getting to the end of your life and realizing you hadn’t lived it?
EDWARD ALBEEWhy we are here is an impenetrable question.
EDWARD ALBEESchool curriculum that ignore the arts produce highly educated Barbarians.
EDWARD ALBEEI have been both overpraised and under praised. I assume by the time I finish writing — and I plan to go on writing until I’m 90 or gaga it will all equal itself out.
EDWARD ALBEEThe most profound indication of social malignancy no sense of humor. None of the monoliths could take a joke.
EDWARD ALBEEEvery monster was a man first.
EDWARD ALBEEIt always seems to me better to slough off the answer to a question that I consider to be a terrible invasion of privacy – the kind of privacy that a writer must keep for himself.
EDWARD ALBEEAudiences and, to a large extent, critics who want less from theater than it is possible for it to give. If everybody’s encouraged to want less, you’ll end up with less.
EDWARD ALBEEI created myself, and I’ll attack anybody I feel like.
EDWARD ALBEEInfluence is a matter of selection – both acceptance and rejection.
EDWARD ALBEEProgress is a set of assumptions.
EDWARD ALBEEAnything you put in a play – any speech – has got to do one of two things: either define character or push the action of the play along.
EDWARD ALBEEI think I was probably wondering, having looked at human beings for a long time, wondering if evolution ever took place. And I still have my doubts.
EDWARD ALBEEWhat people really want in the theater is fantasy involvement and not reality involvement.
EDWARD ALBEEThe act of creation, as you very well know, is a lonely and private matter and has nothing to do with the public area… the performance of the work one creates.
EDWARD ALBEE