Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
DOROTHY PARKERCreativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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