If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
DOROTHY PARKERCreativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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