The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERCreativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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