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Diogenes Quote - I pissed on the man who called me a dog. why was he so surprised?

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. why was he so surprised?

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Education gives sobriety to the young, comfort to the old, riches to the poor and is an ornament to the rich.
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Comfort Deep Education Old Ornament Poor Rich Sober Young
We come into the world alone and we die alone.
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Alone Come Death World
When some one reminded him that the people of Sinope had sentenced him to exile, he said, “And I sentenced them to stay at home.
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Exile Himself Home People Perspective Stay
The most beautiful thing in the world is freedom of speech.
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Beautiful Freedom Speech World
Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards.
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Dog Few Good Great Philosophy Reward
Behold! I’ve brought you a man.
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Brought Man Yourself
In a rich man’s house there is no place to spit but his face.
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Face Home Man Place Rich Spit
As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task.
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Enemy Friend Good Man Preserve Task
It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.
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Different Head Mad Myself Perspective Yourself
No man is hurt but by himself.
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Deep Himself Hurt Man One Liner
Blushing is the color of virtue.
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Blush Color Virtue
It takes a wise man to discover a wise man.
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Deep Discover Man Philosophy Wise
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
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Bite Dog Enemy Friend Perspective
The mob is the mother of tyrants.
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Mob Mother Tyrant
Poverty is a virtue which one can teach oneself.
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Poverty Teaching Virtue
If I gained one thing from philosophy is that at the very least, I am well prepared to confront any change in fortune.
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Change Confront Fortune Gain Least Myself Philosophy Prepare
He has the most who is most content with the least.
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Content Deep Himself Least One Liner Philosophy
He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about-I am looking for a human.
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Day Himself Human Lamp One Liner Philosophy
To one who asked what was the proper time for lunch, he said, “If a rich man, when you will; if a poor man, when you can.”
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Deep Himself Lunch Man Poor Proper Rich Time Yourself
I have nothing to ask but that you would remove to the other side, that you may not, by intercepting the sunshine, take from me what you cannot give.
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Deep Give Myself Nothing Remove Sun Sunshine Yourself
I am a citizen of the world.
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Citizen Myself World
Alexander the Great found the philosopher looking attentively at a pile of human bones. Diogenes explained,I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave.
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Bones Father Human Philosophy Slave
Of what use is a philosopher who doesn’t hurt anybody’s feelings?
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Feel Hurt Philosophy
Self-taught poverty is a help toward philosophy, for the things which philosophy attempts to teach by reasoning, poverty forces us to practice.
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Help Philosophy Poverty Practice Reason Teaching
One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings.
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Mind Original Quote Thought Worth
What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.
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Belong Drink Myself Wine
The only way to gall and fret effectively is for yourself to be a good and honest man.
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Effect Fret Gall Good Honest Man Yourself

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