I pissed on the man who called me a dog. why was he so surprised?
DIOGENESWe come into the world alone and we die alone.
More Diogenes Quotes
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If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
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It takes a wise man to discover a wise man.
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Self-taught poverty is a help toward philosophy, for the things which philosophy attempts to teach by reasoning, poverty forces us to practice.
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Poverty is a virtue which one can teach oneself.
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Behold! I’ve brought you a man.
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The only way to gall and fret effectively is for yourself to be a good and honest man.
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It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.
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Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards.
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Education gives sobriety to the young, comfort to the old, riches to the poor and is an ornament to the rich.
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If I gained one thing from philosophy is that at the very least, I am well prepared to confront any change in fortune.
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When some one reminded him that the people of Sinope had sentenced him to exile, he said, “And I sentenced them to stay at home.
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As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task.
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The most beautiful thing in the world is freedom of speech.
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It is the privilege of the gods to want nothing, and of godlike men to want little.
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The foundation of every state is the education of its youth.
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