I pissed on the man who called me a dog. why was he so surprised?
DIOGENESI pissed on the man who called me a dog. why was he so surprised?
DIOGENESOf what use is a philosopher who doesn’t hurt anybody’s feelings?
DIOGENESSelf-taught poverty is a help toward philosophy, for the things which philosophy attempts to teach by reasoning, poverty forces us to practice.
DIOGENESNo man is hurt but by himself.
DIOGENESIt is the privilege of the gods to want nothing, and of godlike men to want little.
DIOGENESWhen some one reminded him that the people of Sinope had sentenced him to exile, he said, “And I sentenced them to stay at home.
DIOGENESAlexander the Great found the philosopher looking attentively at a pile of human bones. Diogenes explained,I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave.
DIOGENESThe only way to gall and fret effectively is for yourself to be a good and honest man.
DIOGENESHe has the most who is most content with the least.
DIOGENESThe mob is the mother of tyrants.
DIOGENESWe come into the world alone and we die alone.
DIOGENESAs a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task.
DIOGENESWhat I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.
DIOGENESIf I gained one thing from philosophy is that at the very least, I am well prepared to confront any change in fortune.
DIOGENESThe art of being a slave is to rule one’s master.
DIOGENESI am a citizen of the world.
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