I pissed on the man who called me a dog. why was he so surprised?
DIOGENESSelf-taught poverty is a help toward philosophy, for the things which philosophy attempts to teach by reasoning, poverty forces us to practice.
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The mob is the mother of tyrants.
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Education gives sobriety to the young, comfort to the old, riches to the poor and is an ornament to the rich.
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It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.
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Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards.
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If I gained one thing from philosophy is that at the very least, I am well prepared to confront any change in fortune.
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The foundation of every state is the education of its youth.
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If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
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I am a citizen of the world.
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As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task.
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No man is hurt but by himself.
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The only way to gall and fret effectively is for yourself to be a good and honest man.
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Alexander the Great found the philosopher looking attentively at a pile of human bones. Diogenes explained,I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave.
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We have two ears and one tongue so that we could listen more and talk less.
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Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
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In a rich man’s house there is no place to spit but his face.
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