It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
DICK CAVETTI have a long list of things that make me mad.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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There should be three days a week when no one is allowed to say: ‘What’s your sign?’ Violators would have their copies of Kahlil Gibran confiscated.
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Every time someone says, ‘You know, we really ought to get together,’ if I were really honest, I would ask ‘Why?’
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When I’m doing an appearance somewhere and taking questions from the audience, I can always count on: ‘Tell about the guy who died on your show!’
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If your parents never had children, chances are neither will you.
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Just think of all the billions of coincidences that don’t happen.
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Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.
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The sudden death at 51 of James Gandolfini is intolerable.
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My dream was maybe someday, one night I can be a guest on a talk show, and then I will have achieved everything I want.
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It’s a tribute to the human brain that anyone is able to function out there on television in a talk situation that is entirely artificial.
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If I were running a campaign, I’d urge taking the mountain of money reportedly squandered on pizza, coffee and bagels and spending it more wisely – on a talented young comedy writer.
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I haven’t ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.
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Therapists need to give a depressed patient support and direction.
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The authority of depression is horrifying. I felt like my brain was busted and that I could never feel good again. I really thought that I was never gonna heal.
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Coming up through the ranks of any calling can be rough, but that battered soul who survives the early years of courting the comic muse comes close to knowing what only the soldier knows: What combat is like.
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I find most ‘sacred music’ pretty dismal.
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