I haven’t ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.
DICK CAVETTI confess, I do have to remind myself almost daily that there are people on this earth capable of reading, writing, eating and dressing themselves who believe their lives are ruled from billions of miles away, by the stars – and, of course, the planets.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
-
-
It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
DICK CAVETT -
Depression – it falls into that small category of things like combat that, if you haven’t been in it, you can say you can imagine it all you like. But it’s truly different.
DICK CAVETT -
It’s not always easy to identify your own voice. It comes with time.
DICK CAVETT -
If I were running a campaign, I’d urge taking the mountain of money reportedly squandered on pizza, coffee and bagels and spending it more wisely – on a talented young comedy writer.
DICK CAVETT -
I live a sensible life. You know, I don’t take on too much.
DICK CAVETT -
It was well after college that I learned about depression. I got my first job for Jack Paar. I realized I was sleeping 14 hours a day and just living for the Paar show.
DICK CAVETT -
Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.
DICK CAVETT -
To call New York’s traffic at holiday time a nightmare is to understate.
DICK CAVETT -
You can, after all, reduce the reasons for watching TV to but two: to be lulled, and to be stimulated. Some people do one sometimes, the other sometimes. Some people do all of one or all of the other.
DICK CAVETT -
A biggest mistake I made when I started doing a talk show was I thought you had to read the books.
DICK CAVETT -
I hate Danny Kaye movies.
DICK CAVETT -
I always wanted to live in a haunted house.
DICK CAVETT -
Every writer knows that unless you were born gifted with either supreme confidence or outsize ego, handing in your work holds, in some cases, admitted terror. If that’s too strong, at least fairly high anxiety.
DICK CAVETT -
Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous.
DICK CAVETT -
In relative youth, we assume we’ll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.
DICK CAVETT