As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
DICK CAVETTI confess, I do have to remind myself almost daily that there are people on this earth capable of reading, writing, eating and dressing themselves who believe their lives are ruled from billions of miles away, by the stars – and, of course, the planets.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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Lawyers work hard and, like us, they’re human, many of them.
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Sloppy language leads to sloppy thought, and sloppy thought to sloppy legislation.
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Every comic can report a few ‘gift from the gods’ moments.
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I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.
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Commercials are not the only exposure that obesity gets on TV. It is by no means a rarity on the wonderful Judge Judy’s show when both plaintiff and accused all but literally fill the screen.
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Japanese is sort of a hobby of mine, and I can get around Japan with ease.
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In the main, ghosts are said to be forlorn and generally miserable, if not downright depressed. The jolly ghost is rare.
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When I’m doing an appearance somewhere and taking questions from the audience, I can always count on: ‘Tell about the guy who died on your show!’
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A grown man, weeping, is a tough thing to see.
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I always wanted to live in a haunted house.
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The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.
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Meryl Streep belongs on anybody’s list of greats.
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The information superhighway? That sounds like a place that’s long and boring and kills 50,000 people a year.
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Every time someone says, ‘You know, we really ought to get together,’ if I were really honest, I would ask ‘Why?’
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Why are sex and violence always linked? I’m afraid they’ll blur together in people’s minds – sexandviolence – until we can’t tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, “The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.”
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