Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, ‘It was a perfect script for she and I,’ inside your head you hear, in the sarcastic voice of your late father, ‘Perfect for she, eh? And perfect for I, also?’
DICK CAVETTI have never been converted to or even had much interest in spiritualism, occultism, Swedenborgianism or any particular religion. And I never, except occasionally for a laugh, visit the quacks who call themselves psychics.
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To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
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I haven’t ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.
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A grown man, weeping, is a tough thing to see.
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Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.
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In the main, ghosts are said to be forlorn and generally miserable, if not downright depressed. The jolly ghost is rare.
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The sudden death at 51 of James Gandolfini is intolerable.
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Why are sex and violence always linked? I’m afraid they’ll blur together in people’s minds – sexandviolence – until we can’t tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, “The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.”
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Anything seen on TV is, in a subtle and sinister sense, thereby endorsed.
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It was at a vividly bad time in Norman Mailer’s life that I met him, and a sort of water-treading time in mine. He had stabbed his wife, and I was a copy boy at Time magazine.
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Japanese is sort of a hobby of mine, and I can get around Japan with ease.
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My dream was maybe someday, one night I can be a guest on a talk show, and then I will have achieved everything I want.
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An effective speaker can do more damage or more good in a well-stated minute than an angry klutz could do in half an hour.
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There are online forms you can fill out to send to your lawmakers, demanding that nothing – nothing at all or in any way – be done about any guns whatever, anywhere.
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A conversation does not have to be scintillating in order to be memorable. I once met a president of the United States, and his second sentence to me was about knees.
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I have a long list of things that make me mad.
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