I hate Danny Kaye movies.
DICK CAVETTSloppy language leads to sloppy thought, and sloppy thought to sloppy legislation.
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I’ll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.
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It was at a vividly bad time in Norman Mailer’s life that I met him, and a sort of water-treading time in mine. He had stabbed his wife, and I was a copy boy at Time magazine.
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I don’t see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty – and evaporating quickly.
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Lawyers work hard and, like us, they’re human, many of them.
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Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.
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Every time someone says, ‘You know, we really ought to get together,’ if I were really honest, I would ask ‘Why?’
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Running my show is really like an actor being in repertory but where, in one day in one performance, you do scenes from a drama, a farce, a low comedy and a tragedy.
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I did standup while still working for Johnny Carson in the mid-’60s, thus gaining the advantage of at least getting laughs from him about how I hadn’t the night before.
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The brain process that results in a joke materializing where no joke was before remains a mystery. I’m not aware of any scholarly, scientific or neurological studies on the subject.
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In relative youth, we assume we’ll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.
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I feel sorry for the poor kids whose parents feel they’re qualified to teach them at home. Of course, some parents are smarter than some teachers, but in the main I see home-schooling as misguided foolishness.
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I live a sensible life. You know, I don’t take on too much.
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To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
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I guess the best advice I ever got or anyone could get for doing a talk show, though it has not been easy very often, was from Jack Paar, who said, ‘Kid, don’t make it an interview. Interviews have clipboards, and you’re like David Frost. Make it a conversation.’
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In the main, ghosts are said to be forlorn and generally miserable, if not downright depressed. The jolly ghost is rare.
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