Just think of all the billions of coincidences that don’t happen.
DICK CAVETTA biggest mistake I made when I started doing a talk show was I thought you had to read the books.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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Radio, which was a much better medium than television will ever be, was easy and pleasant to listen to. Your mind filled automatically with images.
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I don’t feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.
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I always wanted to live in a haunted house.
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The sudden death at 51 of James Gandolfini is intolerable.
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The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.
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Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.
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As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
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I’m the only talk show host, I think, if there’s such a category in, what’s called, the book of records, to have a guest die while we were taping the show, yeah.
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You have to be on TV a surprisingly long time before you’re stopped on the street. Then, when you are, you get a lot of, ‘Hey, you’re great! What’s your name again?’
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My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.
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Every comic can report a few ‘gift from the gods’ moments.
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Why anyone, by dying, should thereby be declared beyond criticism, innocent of wrongdoing, suddenly filled with virtue and above reproach escapes me.
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An effective speaker can do more damage or more good in a well-stated minute than an angry klutz could do in half an hour.
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Nobody is going to try to confiscate guns, although some Web sites know better: President Obama, they are certain, wants to.
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Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it’s painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it’s extremely painful.
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