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  • David Walliams Quote - I’ve just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.
  • David Walliams Quote - I’ve just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.
  • David Walliams Quote - I’ve just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.
  • David Walliams Quote - I’ve just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.
  • David Walliams Quote - I’ve just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.
  • David Walliams Quote - I’ve just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.
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I’ve just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.

David Walliams

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram David Walliams Quote - There’s something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process. Download This Image

    There’s something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process.

    DAVID WALLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram David Walliams Quote - I think comedy is a bit more international than people credit. I happily watch lots of American shows and American comedy films. If I did a list of the top 10 comedy films in Britain, there’s no sense that it would probably be different than yours.

    I think comedy is a bit more international than people credit. I happily watch lots of American shows and American comedy films. If I did a list of the top 10 comedy films in Britain, there’s no sense that it would probably be different than yours.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram David Walliams Quote - The most used piece of kit in my kitchen is my saucepan. I use it every morning to cook my porridge in. The least used piece of equipment? I’d say a food mixer. I’ve never used it, I don’t really know what they’re for. Download This Image

    The most used piece of kit in my kitchen is my saucepan. I use it every morning to cook my porridge in. The least used piece of equipment? I’d say a food mixer. I’ve never used it, I don’t really know what they’re for.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram David Walliams Quote - I’m terribly attention-seeking. It’s very different once you get all this attention, though. Because then you want to control it. And you can’t exactly. Download This Image

    I’m terribly attention-seeking. It’s very different once you get all this attention, though. Because then you want to control it. And you can’t exactly.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram David Walliams Quote - I just want to be happy, have kids, enjoy my life, help others and create some good work.

    I just want to be happy, have kids, enjoy my life, help others and create some good work.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram David Walliams Quote - Definitely I love women, I love being around women, I find them incredible and intoxicating, and I’ve never had that feeling I get with women with a man. Download This Image

    Definitely I love women, I love being around women, I find them incredible and intoxicating, and I’ve never had that feeling I get with women with a man.

    DAVID WALLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram David Walliams Quote - I don’t get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful. Download This Image

    I don’t get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram David Walliams Quote - I know somebody from university who’s called Phil Collins, and I think there’s something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name with somebody who either is famous or becomes famous.

    I know somebody from university who’s called Phil Collins, and I think there’s something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name with somebody who either is famous or becomes famous.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram David Walliams Quote - Writing for radio really focuses the mind, because you can’t rely on thinking “Oh, just pull a funny face at the end of this sketch.” You’ve got to try to work on the words.

    Writing for radio really focuses the mind, because you can’t rely on thinking “Oh, just pull a funny face at the end of this sketch.” You’ve got to try to work on the words.

    DAVID WALLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram David Walliams Quote - All human life can be found in an airport.

    All human life can be found in an airport.

    DAVID WALLIAMS
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram David Walliams Quote - I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came downstairs in it, my dad used to call me Davinia. There was never embarrassment about that kind of thing. My sister used to dress me up a lot. She thought I was a little doll.

    I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came downstairs in it, my dad used to call me Davinia. There was never embarrassment about that kind of thing. My sister used to dress me up a lot. She thought I was a little doll.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram David Walliams Quote - It can be difficult to be subtle and not cartoony in prosthetics. But when you see characters like Bubbles and Desiree from ‘Little Britain’ on screen, it makes all the hard work worth it. It’s such fun watching those transformations. Download This Image

    It can be difficult to be subtle and not cartoony in prosthetics. But when you see characters like Bubbles and Desiree from ‘Little Britain’ on screen, it makes all the hard work worth it. It’s such fun watching those transformations.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram David Walliams Quote - I think most people that do comedy write for themselves. I don’t think there is any other way you can do it, really. Otherwise it would be quite cynical. Download This Image

    I think most people that do comedy write for themselves. I don’t think there is any other way you can do it, really. Otherwise it would be quite cynical.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram David Walliams Quote - My favourite restaurant of all time is Mildreds on London’s Lexington Street. It’s a little vegetarian restaurant and is really fun and healthy, too. It was the first place I went to in London and really liked. That was 20 years ago, and it is still my favourite. Download This Image

    My favourite restaurant of all time is Mildreds on London’s Lexington Street. It’s a little vegetarian restaurant and is really fun and healthy, too. It was the first place I went to in London and really liked. That was 20 years ago, and it is still my favourite.

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram David Walliams Quote - I am a huge fan of ‘Doctor Who.’ Download This Image

    I am a huge fan of ‘Doctor Who.’

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  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram David Walliams Quote - There’s a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for instance, is funnier than a Milky Way.

    There’s a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for instance, is funnier than a Milky Way.

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