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I’ve just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.

David Walliams

I think comedy is a bit more international than people credit. I happily watch lots of American shows and American comedy films. If I did a list of the top 10 comedy films in Britain, there’s no sense that it would probably be different than yours.
DAVID WALLIAMS

Different People Thinking
I’ve just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.
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Length Thames Tired
The most used piece of kit in my kitchen is my saucepan. I use it every morning to cook my porridge in. The least used piece of equipment? I’d say a food mixer. I’ve never used it, I don’t really know what they’re for.
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Cook Kitchen Morning Use
Social satire has been around since people have been around.
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People Satire Social
I know somebody from university who’s called Phil Collins, and I think there’s something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name with somebody who either is famous or becomes famous.
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Names Thinking Unfortunate
I think most people that do comedy write for themselves. I don’t think there is any other way you can do it, really. Otherwise it would be quite cynical.
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People Thinking Writing
I’m terribly attention-seeking. It’s very different once you get all this attention, though. Because then you want to control it. And you can’t exactly.
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Attention Different Want
It’s strange how sometimes you can be so happy it goes all the way round to sadness.
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Sadness Strange Way
Writing for radio really focuses the mind, because you can’t rely on thinking “Oh, just pull a funny face at the end of this sketch.” You’ve got to try to work on the words.
DAVID WALLIAMS

Mind Thinking Writing
There’s something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process.
DAVID WALLIAMS

Comedian Mean Scared
I don’t get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful.
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Delightful Fans Happy Mets Very
We’ve got 12-year-old boys dressing up as transvestites.
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Boys Dressing Transvestites Years
We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.
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Funny Things Thinking Trying
My favourite restaurant of all time is Mildreds on London’s Lexington Street. It’s a little vegetarian restaurant and is really fun and healthy, too. It was the first place I went to in London and really liked. That was 20 years ago, and it is still my favourite.
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Fun Healthy Years
I have always liked shows that have laughter in them.
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Always Laughter Shows
I just want to be happy, have kids, enjoy my life, help others and create some good work.
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Helping Kids Others Want

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