All human life can be found in an airport.
DAVID WALLIAMSIt’s strange how sometimes you can be so happy it goes all the way round to sadness.
More David Walliams Quotes
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My favourite restaurant of all time is Mildreds on London’s Lexington Street. It’s a little vegetarian restaurant and is really fun and healthy, too. It was the first place I went to in London and really liked. That was 20 years ago, and it is still my favourite.
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I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came downstairs in it, my dad used to call me Davinia. There was never embarrassment about that kind of thing. My sister used to dress me up a lot. She thought I was a little doll.
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Social satire has been around since people have been around.
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I think most people that do comedy write for themselves. I don’t think there is any other way you can do it, really. Otherwise it would be quite cynical.
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Writing for radio really focuses the mind, because you can’t rely on thinking “Oh, just pull a funny face at the end of this sketch.” You’ve got to try to work on the words.
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TV has lost a lot of its self-confidence as its power has been eroded by the internet.
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I think comedy is a bit more international than people credit. I happily watch lots of American shows and American comedy films. If I did a list of the top 10 comedy films in Britain, there’s no sense that it would probably be different than yours.
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Definitely I love women, I love being around women, I find them incredible and intoxicating, and I’ve never had that feeling I get with women with a man.
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I’ve just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.
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The most used piece of kit in my kitchen is my saucepan. I use it every morning to cook my porridge in. The least used piece of equipment? I’d say a food mixer. I’ve never used it, I don’t really know what they’re for.
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We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.
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There’s something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process.
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I just want to be happy, have kids, enjoy my life, help others and create some good work.
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I am a huge fan of ‘Doctor Who.’
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We’ve got 12-year-old boys dressing up as transvestites.
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