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Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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Confused Dinosaur People
“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Accordions Allow People
I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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Person Say Terrorist
Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was.
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Kids Warrior Witty
You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
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Believe Evil Long
What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
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Exactly French Pendragon
If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War
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Fall War Wings
To write, you need to find what you love.
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Love Needs Writing
I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Hands Hurt Sorry
I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
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Pendragon Reader
At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
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Flats Sides Wall
Mine would be, “We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me.” -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne
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Sweet Together Victory
You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
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People Skeletons Sunblock
If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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Already Dead Graves
Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
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Flower Names Rose
Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. “Veelox.
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One Shattering Simple

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