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I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)

D. J. MacHale

“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Accordions Allow People
Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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Murder Three Times
Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Chubby Fats Just
Mine would be, “We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me.” -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne
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Sweet Together Victory
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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Hate People Two
Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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Focus Girl Interesting Movement Troll
Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
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Boogyman Knows People
I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
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Person Say Terrorist
I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
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Love Mark Press
You can’t have pride without humility. Aggression without tolerance. Strength without compassion. Power without restraint.
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Compassion Humility Pride
At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
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Flats Sides Wall
Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)
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Meant Presses Thing Way
The history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders.
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Blood Leader Trying
Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
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Confused Dinosaur People
If I weren’t already dead, I’d have to kill myself just so I could roll over in my grave.
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Already Dead Graves
I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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Mentioned Right Urges

I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)

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