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At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.

D. J. MacHale

“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
D. J. MACHALE

Accordions Allow People
You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
D. J. MACHALE

Believe Evil Long
Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
D. J. MACHALE

Murder Three Times
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
D. J. MACHALE

Hate People Two
I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
D. J. MACHALE

Beach Girl Jobs
Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
D. J. MACHALE

Boogyman Knows People
I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon
D. J. MACHALE

Four Levers Special
You’d better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You’re gonna fry.” -Bobby
D. J. MACHALE

People Skeletons Sunblock
Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
D. J. MACHALE

Hanging Out Penguins Yeah
What exactly is a french before it’s fried?
D. J. MACHALE

Exactly French Pendragon
Aja gave Loor an up and down once-over. She then said, “Is Loor a man’s name or a woman’s name?” Ouch. Loor answered, “It is the name of a legendary hero on Zadaa. A woman.” Really?” Aja said. “What did she do that was so heroic?” She killed her enemies and ate them.
D. J. MACHALE

Hero Men Names
Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
D. J. MACHALE

Flower Names Rose
If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War
D. J. MACHALE

Fall War Wings
I’m the terrorist, do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.
D. J. MACHALE

Person Say Terrorist
I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
D. J. MACHALE

Learned Mistake Promise
Do you know how hard it is to gather seventy thousand people? Especially people who are confused and scared that they might be eaten by hungry dinosaurs?
D. J. MACHALE

Confused Dinosaur People

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