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At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.

D. J. MacHale

Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)
D. J. MACHALE

Meant Presses Thing Way
And so we go.’ It’s my way of saying that I’m prepared for the next adventure. The next chapter. The next challenge. Whatever comes my way, I’m ready for it. Because that truly is the way it was meant to be.
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Adventure Challenges Way
I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!” – Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
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Girlfriend Nice Reality
I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
D. J. MACHALE

Love Mark Press
Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
D. J. MACHALE

Murder Three Times
Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin” -Bobby Pendragon
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Hanging Out Penguins Yeah
I knew what Saint Dane was sensing. I knew why he was confused. he thought I was done. He thought we were done. He was wrong, and that’s what he was sensing. He felt our presence.
D. J. MACHALE

Confused Light Men
I really suggest the Pendragon series to all readers unless you are afraid of gore!
D. J. MACHALE

Pendragon Reader
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
D. J. MACHALE

Hate People Two
I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
D. J. MACHALE

Beach Girl Jobs
If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War
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Fall War Wings
You want to kill me, don’t you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes.” –Saint Dane
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Believe Evil Long
“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Accordions Allow People
Dont you know… I’m the boggyman.”-St. Dane
D. J. MACHALE

Boogyman Knows People
Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Chubby Fats Just
My life is an ongoing, ever changing adventure.
D. J. MACHALE

Adventure Life Ongoing

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