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I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon

D. J. MacHale

Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
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Murder Three Times
“Who’s Heinz and what’s an accordion?”
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Accordions Allow People
Mine would be, “We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me.” -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne
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Sweet Together Victory
I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It’s called…Eenie, meenie, miney…mo!” -Bobby Pendragon
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Four Levers Special
If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?” -Spader in “The Never War
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Fall War Wings
Trolling for girls at the beach was okay by me, but I didn’t want it to be our sole focus. Besides, the girls I liked had more interesting things to do than spend every waking moment sitting around at the beach comparing tans.
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Focus Girl Interesting Movement Troll
There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)
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Hate People Two
I’ve made mistakes. More than my share. Hopefully, I’ve learned from them, but can’t guarentee anything. There’s only one thing I can promise. I’m taking this to the end.” -Bobby Pendragon
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Learned Mistake Promise
At least I thought it was a wall. It sure felt like one. It was hard. It was flat. It stretched out on either side of me. You know… wall.
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Flats Sides Wall
The history of each and every territory is written in the blood of those who died trying to fulfill the aspirations of their ambitious leaders.
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Blood Leader Trying
Mark: When did you learn to drive? Courtney: About three seconds ago.
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Courtney Mark Three
I was disappointed in Coop. He hated being bored and so did I. He was always looking for different things to do and coming up with new adventures that kept us moving. That was his job.
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Beach Girl Jobs
Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn’t that some kind of flower?
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Flower Names Rose
I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
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Mentioned Right Urges
I love you Mark…” Courtney, PoR. I love you too Courtney…” Mark, PoR.
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Love Mark Press
Not just chubby fat, I’m talkin’ gordo
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Chubby Fats Just

I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon

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I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.” -Bobby Pendragon

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