“I don’t believe in God because I don’t believe in Mother Goose.”

Any one who thinks is an agnostic about something, otherwise he must believe that he is possessed of all knowledge. And the proper place for such a person is in the madhouse or the home for the feeble-minded.

The only real lawyers are trial lawyers, and trial lawyers try cases to juries.

Never forget, almost every case has been won or lost when the jury is sworn.

The truth is that brains have little to do with either the making or accumulating of money.

The difference between the child and the man lies chiefly in the unlimited confidence and buoyancy of youth.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it.

Chase after the truth like all hell.

Anyone can spot a lie, unless he is in need of that lie.

Wars always bring about a conservative reaction. They overwhelm and destroy patient and careful efforts to improve the condition of man.

My constitution was destroyed long ago; now I am living under the bylaws.

Chloroform unfit children. Show them the same mercy that is shown beasts that are no longer fit to live.

Someday I hope to write a book where the royalties will pay for the copies I give away.

Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.

Whenever I hear people discussing birth control, I always remember that I was fifth.

In spite of all the yearnings of men, no one can produce a single fact or reason to support the belief in God and in personal immortality.

I have suffered from being misunderstood, but I would have suffered a hell of a lot more if I had been understood.

Self-worth comes from one thing – thinking that you are worthy.

Self-worth comes from one thing – thinking that you are worthy.

Magic awaits those who believe in it.

I don’t know who’d been protecting me all this time if it weren’t God.

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true.

Didn’t you know you had that much power? You can move mountains. You can do anything.

Our only limitation is that we only believe what is visible to our eyes and audible to our ears.

If you feel the pressure in your life, be proud because others believe in you in a way that elevates you to the next level.