The world’s most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can’t even tell who is who.
CHETAN BHAGATNothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.
More Chetan Bhagat Quotes
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When we choose a mobile network, do we check whether Airtel or Vodafone belong to a particular caste? No, we simply choose the provider based on the best value or service. Then why do we vote for somebody simply because he belongs to the same caste as us?
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The world’s most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice.
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Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.
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While I am a capitalist at heart and I have no problems with commercialization as such, I believe that while it’s okay if education becomes a profitable business, it’s not okay if it becomes corrupt.
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I’ve told you the four thunderstorms – disappointment, frustration, unfairness and isolation. You cannot avoid them, as like the monsoon they will come into your life at regular intervals. You just need to keep the raincoat handy to not let the spark die.
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In relationship there are always two types of person: one weaker and the other stronger one. It’s never easier to live being as weaker one!
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But I guess it’s better for people to shut up rather than rather than say something nasty.
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Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home.
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Forgiving doesn’t make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.
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Panic does not help, even if you are unable to answer. Try to ask questions to the interviewers as well and it should be impressive enough.
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Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian.
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When a woman comes into your life, things organize themselves.
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When you fly high people will throw stones at you. Don’t look down. Just fly higher so the stones won’t reach you
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All of us needed time to rest. And we had time – four months of it – to take all the rest in the world.
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Jealousy is a rather enjoyable emotion to watch.
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