Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them.
CHETAN BHAGATNothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.
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Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.
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When we choose a mobile network, do we check whether Airtel or Vodafone belong to a particular caste? No, we simply choose the provider based on the best value or service. Then why do we vote for somebody simply because he belongs to the same caste as us?
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The world’s most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice.
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I’ve told you the four thunderstorms – disappointment, frustration, unfairness and isolation. You cannot avoid them, as like the monsoon they will come into your life at regular intervals. You just need to keep the raincoat handy to not let the spark die.
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A wise man can be a fool in love.
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Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home.
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She had perfect features, with her eye, nose, lips, and ears the right size and in right places. That is all it takes to make people beautiful, normal body parts – yet why does nature mess it up so many times?
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Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is – that of an overpaid clerk.
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Even now I try to make each page compelling for the readers to get absorbed in the book.
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Don’t be serious, be sincere.
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The younger generation is surrounded by the Internet, apps, and video games. But somehow, my books make them read.
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I think original voices get noticed. But most importantly, I think you should have a story to tell.
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Stupid people go to college but “smart people own them”
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We know we are all tarnished, so we doubt everyone else too. It is sad situation, where we need a leader but cannot really trust anyone.
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From biscuit to brides, if there is anything their children really want, parents have a problem.
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